I was just thinking "I need to make myself laugh even more in 2008". I mean I made myself laugh a hell of a lot in 2007 but I need more in 2008, I'm like Britney, she has her junk food and Starbucks, I have my funny sayings and I'd forgo rational thought and panties for a hearty laugh.

So because my memory is so jacked up I decided I'd write up a list of words or phrases that are sure to make me laugh. But "oh crap" in writing this preface I forgot the first thing I'd thought of that made me laugh so hard that I thought of this idea.

Damn my incredibly short short term memory.

Wait...I think I remember something...

Nope forgot again.

Ah remembered one I'm still gonna say at random... "I love da pigs!" I usually just say this when standing in line at GAP or Banana Republic while everyone else is dead silent I just say "I love da pigs!" then giggle. It's San Francisco, no one looks, no one says anything but slowly but surely you hear other people giggle. Done deal.

I also vow to return to laughing like Muttly (Dick Dastardly's dog) again. Guaranteed to make me laugh harder but other people stare which will make me laugh harder.

There was one that I wanted to be my first really different, new vow to make me laugh for 2008 but I still cannot remember it yet...

I vow to say that everything needs more Bacon Salt. It just makes me laugh that such thing exists bacon salt, salt that tastes like bacon. hee hee must find...

"F*ck Donkeys!" It's pointless swear cause there aren't many people in urban cities riding donkeys.

"I put the man in Mayonaise!" It's weird and it speaks for itself. My nephew and I have been saying it for years but we're bring it back HARD in 08.

For my hometown (VTA is/was farming country in between Santa Barbara & Los Angeles) and my nephew who's an home farmer/figure skater got and enormous kick out of this one Hey dude, my tractor costs more than your sports car!" And it's friend Friends don't let friends drive "green" tractors.

Oh yeah remember this when you're getting all righteous about animal rights cause it's very true - Monkey see, Monkey throw poo!(TM) And that's in the wild or at the zoo it's the more pleasant side of our primate siblings. the other side involves biting, riping and tearing of flesh. I LOVE THE MONKEYS! Gonna say that more too just like Gir.

From one of my dear friends for Alabama this one is great,I'm going to snatch somebody bald if they don't hurry the f*ck up! Oh so many uses for that.